Earning money in Uganda made easy

October 05, 2010

Life as a homosexual can be so easy, especially in Uganda. What? In Uganda? Yes, you read correctly. I know I've already reported that homosexuals face the death penalty there. But as long as one is still alive and not serving a long-term prison sentence, you can earn easy money as a homo.
At least this is what some intrepid investigative reporters from "Rolling Stone" found out. By the way, this Ugandan newspaper has no relation to the music magazine of the same name. No, the journalists in Uganda deal with much more important matters such as the public outing of homosexuals.
On the front page of the October 2nd edition, 100 images of Uganda's "Top Homos" were announced, along with the friendly invitation "Hang them". Since homosexuals are, of course, a danger to society. Indeed, the authors claim that homosexuals systematically recruit students in order to make them gay. The seducers are in turn being supported by wealthy gays and lesbians from the Western states, who invest billions every year. With this money, new "members" receive a monthly salary. In addition, regular meetings are organized which always end (how else?) in an orgy. However, the journalists are not quick to reveal their sources. I suspect that those reliable sources also rely on protection. For if homosexuals have billions, there is the imminent risk that soon a queer army will be paid to invade Uganda and kill all the straight folks.
But until then, Ugandan politicians have no problem funding more than 50 percent of the national budget with foreign donations and development aid. Money that is includes the tax payments of the queer community. And isn't this an absurd irony? This money from the Western queer community actually does flow into Uganda, but unfortunately not to the queers!

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