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- March 21, 2011 - Celebrate queer diversity!
Today is the beginning of spring! The anticipation of sun and warm weather increases. Finally I ...
- February 16, 2011 - Belarus becomes more colorful
Currently, all over the world events take place which might well be described as ...
- January 07, 2011 - Gays rule the world!
The new year has particularly good news for the queer community: within 20 years ...
- December 23, 2010 - Homos in the Hindu Kush
Afghanistan is certainly not the most popular destination of the queer community. But soon ...
- December 08, 2010 - Stiff penises will be deported
A stiff penis is a credible expression of male sexual arousal. The Czech ...
- November 27, 2010 - Rape the lesbians until they are normal
We all know that the U.S. military has a problem with gays in the army - at least when ...
- November 10, 2010 - Pope and lashes
What does the Pope in Spain have in common with lashes in Saudi Arabia?
- November 05, 2010 - Facebook does not like kissing Queers
The Pope preaches charity, but we know that the Catholic Church has its ...
- October 27, 2010 - Yes, but no, but yes, but ...
It is a pitiful bickering that currently takes place in the U.S.. Homosexuals want to serve as soldiers ...
- October 12, 2010 - Parade of the sick in Belgrade
"Are you nuts, beating the normal and defend these sick homos!" With these words ...
- October 05, 2010 - Earning money in Uganda made easy!
Life as a homosexual can be so easy, especially in Uganda. What? In Uganda? Yes, you read ...
- September 29, 2010 - Gays as honored citizens in China!
The Chinese are a population of billions among whom there are unfortunately some mentally ill individuals who ...
- June 13, 2010 - I'm coming, I'm coming, oh, Barcelona, I'm coming!
My dear, I have something to confess: I will be unfaithful. But not to another chicken, ...
- June 05, 2010 - Homoerotic Art in Warsaw
Art should entertain, stimulate and provoke at best, too. But what hardly anyone shocks ...
- May 27, 2010 - Gay Pride in Bucharest and Bratislava
Last weekend, more than 300 participants met for the 6th Annual Gay Pride in ...
- May 22, 2010 - Prison for marriage
Long-term marriages sometimes resemble compulsory confinement, with partners ...
- May 19, 2010 - Kisses provoke beatings
Kissing is an expression of affection, tenderness and, ideally, of love. And as you know ...
- May 13, 2010 - Help, the gays are too close to the subway!
It's always absurd, under which pretenses politicians are trying to prevent gays ...
- May 11, 2010 - Beating politicians at Baltic Pride
Last Saturday, more than 400 queer activists went to the streets for the Baltic Pride ...
- May 06, 2010 - Homo-healer on the road with gay luggage carrier
Vacation is for recreation and relaxation. This is especially true when one is no longer ...
- April 24, 2010 - Chicken makes gay
What stupid stuff there is for me to read every day. Especially since politicians seem to ...
- March 26, 2010 - Heterosexual Happy Ending
Oh, how I love movies with happy endings! At the end, everything takes a turn ...
- March 24, 2010 - Guesthouse does not want gays
Religious convictions are private matters and should never affect others ...
- March 19, 2010 - Gays guilty of mass murder
I, the peaceful little chicken, cannot comprehend why lesbians and gays would want to join ...
- March 24, 2010 Death sentence for homosexuals
We all know that not everybody loves the queer community. But in Uganda a law is about ...
- February 25, 2010 Queers celebrate "satanic act"
Hello my dear community! Or should I rather call you my lovely Satanists? Moscow's mayor ...
- February 22, 2010 And the winner is: the blue chicken!
Yes, you've read right! No super-slim top model or athletic Adonis, but I, the blue chicken, ...
Rape the lesbians until they are normal
November 27, 2010
We all know that the U.S. military has issues with homosexuals in the army - at least when they are open about their sexuality. "Don't ask, don't tell" is their current strategy for dealing with lesbians and gays in the military. But this secrecy doesn't help to solve the real problem. The straights are still being subjected to homophilic assaults and the gays remain unrepentantly what they are. Most of them aren't even aware that they pose a problem for themselves and others.
Therefore, we have to resort to another measure - and this can even be fun: Rape! Well, this expression is certainly a bit loaded, but ultimately it comes down to sex - and sex is still fun. In the ideal case, all parties are satisfied and the general welfare could benefit from it as well.
Joe Rehyansky, a judge and former Vietnam veteran, has a very joyous proposal. He is in favor of officially admitting lesbians to the Army, where the heterosexual male soldiers will then convert them. He only indicates the methods of this conversion by generally referring to the sexual behavior of all men. Men, he says, are by nature sexually very active and have the desire to subdue and impregnate as many women as possible. And everyone knows that the only reason lesbians are lesbians is because they still haven't had a real man. There are enough real men in the military, and in Vietnam especially they could gain valuable experience in subjugation and impregnation. At least so far I've heard next to nothing about lesbians in Vietnam.
So dear Joe, that's a great solution for lesbians. But what shall we do with the gays? Sex - even involuntary - would certainly be counterproductive. How about castration or special camps for the gays? You could then throw in all the other miscreants who represent a danger for themselves and the common good. Conversion in concentration camps, this is the ideal Final Solution! Or is that going too far, Mr. Rehyansky?
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