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Rape the lesbians until they are normal

November 27, 2010

We all know that the U.S. military has issues with homosexuals in the army - at least when they are open about their sexuality. "Don't ask, don't tell" is their current strategy for dealing with lesbians and gays in the military. But this secrecy doesn't help to solve the real problem. The straights are still being subjected to homophilic assaults and the gays remain unrepentantly what they are. Most of them aren't even aware that they pose a problem for themselves and others.
Therefore, we have to resort to another measure - and this can even be fun: Rape! Well, this expression is certainly a bit loaded, but ultimately it comes down to sex - and sex is still fun. In the ideal case, all parties are satisfied and the general welfare could benefit from it as well.
Joe Rehyansky, a judge and former Vietnam veteran, has a very joyous proposal. He is in favor of officially admitting lesbians to the Army, where the heterosexual male soldiers will then convert them. He only indicates the methods of this conversion by generally referring to the sexual behavior of all men. Men, he says, are by nature sexually very active and have the desire to subdue and impregnate as many women as possible. And everyone knows that the only reason lesbians are lesbians is because they still haven't had a real man. There are enough real men in the military, and in Vietnam especially they could gain valuable experience in subjugation and impregnation. At least so far I've heard next to nothing about lesbians in Vietnam.
So dear Joe, that's a great solution for lesbians. But what shall we do with the gays? Sex - even involuntary - would certainly be counterproductive. How about castration or special camps for the gays? You could then throw in all the other miscreants who represent a danger for themselves and the common good. Conversion in concentration camps, this is the ideal Final Solution! Or is that going too far, Mr. Rehyansky?


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